ON BLOG HIATUS UNTIL EXAMS ARE OVER!

(Which is, 11 October by the way >.<)

OPEN WATER ON 7 OCTOBER &&&
I will post about it IF I go and IF I feel like blogging.

Goodbye.
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal
What is 3 x 3?

Harry
9.

Principal
What is 6 x 6?

Harry
36.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms Brooks
What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Harry
(After a moment) Legs.

Ms Brooks
What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question.

Harry
Pockets.

Ms Brooks
What does a dog do that a man steps in to?

Harry
Pants.

Ms Brooks
What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry
Coconut.

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms Brooks
What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied.

Harry
Bubble gum.

Ms Brooks
What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

Harry
Shake hands.

The principal was trembling.

Ms Brooks
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

Harry
Firetruck.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...

- Adapted from facebook.com :D

HAVE A GOOD DAY PEOPLE!
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Damn it, I haven't posted for ages! ):<
(Goes on to scold myself for being too lazy to post hahah)

Okay I don't feel like posting a proper update, so I'll just type some stuff that has been happening.

• Did well for Eng SA.
• Improved for Lit SA but it sucks, so forget about the improvement.
• Did quite well for Geog SA.
• Got a whooping score for shuo ming wen O_O
• Chionging english FA now zzz
• Managed to get 100+ cushions (or whatever you guys wanna call it) sewn before tmr for ACP :D
• Oral exam tmr. I'm dead.
• Dance exam today. I died-ed.

Mmhmm that's all for now. Exams are up in two weeks time so I'd better start revising hard.
Grades have been improving so yay me and I shall attempt to keep them up (:

End of the year is approaching. I don't know whether to look forward to it or not. Hmm.
Here's a song that suddenly came to my mind. I really love the first 2 lines of the song. For some reason :/

Climbing the walls

Close your eyes, make a wish
That this could last forever
If only you could stay with me now
So tell me what it is
That keeps us from each other now

Yeah, it's coming to get me
You're under my skin

No, I can't let you go
You're a part of me now
Caught by the taste of your kiss
And I don't wanna know
The reason why I
Can't stay forever like this
Now I'm climbing the walls 'cause I miss you

Take my hand, take my life
Just don't take forever
And let me feel your pain kept inside
There's gotta be a way
For you and I together now

Yeah, it's coming to get me
You're under my skin

No, I can't let you go
You're a part of me now
Caught by the taste of your kiss
And I don't wanna know
The reason why I
Can't stay forever like this
Now I'm climbing the walls 'cause I miss you

It's an illusion
How can I feel this way?
If I can't have you
It's an illusion
Nothing is real this way
If I can't have you

No, I can't let you go
You're a part of me now
Caught by the taste of your kiss
And I don't wanna know
The reason why I
Can't stay forever like this
Now I'm climbing the walls cause I miss you

I can't let you go, no
And I don't wanna know
The reason why I
Can't stay forever like this
Now I'm climbing the walls cause I miss you
- Backstreet Boys

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> If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.

> If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.

> If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy)

> If jamming a piece of styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.

> If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.

> If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.

> If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.

> If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.

> If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.

> When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.

> When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.

> When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.

> When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.

> If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer.

> If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.

> If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.

> If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.

> If among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know who I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.

> If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.

> If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.

> If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick" makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.

> If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.

> If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.

> If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.

> If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.

> If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.

> If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.

> If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.

> If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.

> If you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer.

> If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.

> If you shamelessly walk around the hallways at school in your bathing suit, you might be a swimmer.

> If you think bald heads are hot, you might be a female swimmer.

> If the person who sits behind you in you're math class always tells you that you reak of chlorine, you might be a swimmer.

> If land is your second home, you might be a swimmer.

> If you sometimes have trouble walking because you aren't use to it, you might be a swimmer.

> If you suck at running, you might be a swimmer.

> If your stronger than many of the guys and all the girls in your grade, you might be a female swimmer.

> If you have to try on 30 shirts just to find one that fits your shoulders, you might be a female swimmer.

> If your hair remains in a wet ponytail throughout the day, you might be a swimmer.

> If the life guard tryouts say you have to swim a 500 in less than 9 minutes and you laugh, you might be a swimmer.

> If you have a permanent suit, goggle, and cap tan, you might be a swimmer.

> If all you ever do is eat and sleep during school, you might be a swimmer.

> If all your saturday and friday nights are spent around water, you might be a swimmer.

> If The Toadies "I Come From The Water" is your theme song, you might be a swimmer.

> If the first thing you look at in a guy is abs, you might be a female (maybe even a male) swimmer.

> If you are at the school so early in the morning for practice that you beat the janitors there and the lights in the parking lot are off, you might be a swimmer.

> If a practice of only 5000 yards sounds like heaven to you, you might be a swimmer.

> If you practice 3 or more times a day during the summer, you might be a swimmer.

> If your used to taking a 2 minute shower and rushing to get dressed just to make it to class a minute after the tardy bell rings, you might be a female swimmer.

> If every time someone complains about how early they got up to get ready for school, you turn around and bite their head off and almost beat the living **** out of them, you might be a swimmer.

> If your shoes always squeak when you walk down the hall, you might be a swimmer.

> If you walk around with minimal amounts of clothing on, you might be a swimmer.

> If the only thing you can talk about is swimming, you might be a swimmer.

> If you pee on the pooldeck then walk around barefoot, you might be a male swimmer.

> If there are wet towels over every door in your house, you might be a swimmer.

>If your siblings call you beefstick, man-shoulders, Amazon, or Behemoth (emphasis on the HE), you might be a swimmer

(Taken from facebook.com)
HAHAHAH OMG HOW VERY TRUE.
Those in pink apply to me ;D

So as you can see. I AM A SWIMMER WHOO!
LOVES <3
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FINISHED PHYSICS PT.
GOT BACK MATH RESULTS.
GOT BACK HISTORY RESULTS.

LIT & GEOG & ENG (I THINK?) RESULTS NEXT WEEK.
HOPE THEY'RE AS SATISFYING AS MATH & HISTORY. HEH.

SORRY FOR TYPING IN CAPS. FEELING HYPER CAUSE JOHN'S AWAY AND I FINISHED MY PT. HAHAHAH.
LAST DAY OF WEEK ONE TMR. FINALLY WEEKENDS ARE HERE! :DD

MANSXZZZ I THINK I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP NOW. I AM LACKING SLEEP AND I'VE BEEN TRYING NOT TO FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS THESE FEW DAYS :/

GOODNIGHT WORLD, PLEASE MISS ME!

ALY DROPPED DEAD ON THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 2007, AT 10.07PM.
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It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day!?
Balance = 0

How can a student pass?
Please pass this on and you will have good luck for your examinations through out your life studying =)

Hahah, got it from an email. Cool huh ;D
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Holidays end in two days' time ):
Oh boohoos.

Haven't updated for quite long. Hahah.
Nothing's up recently.

Didn't go out with sele debb eve cos sele had school and debb had loads of work to do.
Ahwells.

Finished HSM 2 this afternoon.
A couple of songs were nice (:
And Zac Efron looks sooooo much better in HSM 2 compared to HSM 1.

I tried to learn how to solve the 3rd layer for rubiks cube today.
Failed miserably, gyah ):<
Apparently I abused my cube too much & nearly got arrested by a police officer hahahah.
*Inside joke guys, it's okay if you don't get it ;D*

Apsc champs are over and I came in first overall missing by only twooooo points to getting the maximum points available.
30 points for 1st position in every event, and there were six events.
Max points = 180
I got 178 ):<

Boo you brststroke because I came in 2nd losing by approx 5 seconds!
Pfft.

Anyway got a really cute gold trophy for coming in first in my age group (:
Also got a cool medal which is quite fun to play with (cause it spins) for coming in 5th in some random relay hahah.
Cool :D

I cannot wait for a new improved way
To let you know you're more to me than what I know how to say
You're okay with the way this is going to be
Cause this is going to be the best thing we've ever seen
- Relient K

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Hey
Don't write yourself off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out
And looked down on

Just try your best
Try everything you can
And don't you worry what they tell themselves
When you're away

It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright, alright

Hey
You know they're all the same
You know you're doing better on your own
So don't buy in

Live right now
Yeah, just be yourself
It doesn't matter if it's good enough
For someone else

It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright, alright

It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle of the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be alright, alright
- Jimmy Eat World

Another nice song that has good lyrics ;D

Haircut at 1pm.

Apsc champs later on, suddenly I don't know whether to look forward to it or not.
I think I'm gonna end up lonely over there :/

Movies tmr with Eve Sele Debb but no Sah because she's going to Malaysia! ):
Boo hoo.

Okay nothing much to post,
Back to books.
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Yay it's been ages since I've had a decent good week in the whole of this year.
Let's see.

Monday
Training was hard ):<
But the day was pleasant, overall.
Especially after pm training :)

Tuesday
Hahah, slack training and that made me feel good :D
Tuition at night, learnt cube!

Wednesday
Arranged some awesome plans for the rest of the week, yeah baby (:
Slack pm training and that made me feel even better!

Thursday
GOING TO CUT MY HAIR OHYEAH OHYEAH!
Hahah, apsc champs at night too. Cool eh?

Friday
SECRET & HAIRSPRAY AFTER MORNING TRAINING!
With Eve Sele Debb Sah <33
Apsc champs at night. I want my big trophy :P

Saturday
Morning trg + Tuition with ACTOOBBBBBBBB <33333333
Then MS TAN'S WEDDING ZOMG ZOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAN GO!
Thanks Debb, I owe you one ;D
Miss Tan, thanks for being such a great teacher.
I'll give you the biggest smile if that's what you'd like :))

Sunday
NOTHING ON zzz I can sleep till I don't wake up hurhur.
Math tuition at night :)

How's that for the week? AWESOMEEEE :DD
Almost done with physics PT & reading the chinese book!

Well done Alyyy, well done.
You've done everything to deserve this great week.
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YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL

When I see your smile
Tears roll down my face
I can't replace

And now that I'm strong I have figured out
How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul
And I know I'll find deep inside me
I can be the one

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

It's okay
It's okay
It's okay

Seasons are changing and waves are crashing
And stars are falling all for us
Days grow longer and nights grow shorter
I can show you I'll be the one

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

Cause you're my
You're my
My true love
My whole heart
Please don't throw that away
Cause I'm here for you
Please don't walk away and
Please tell me you'll stay, stay...

Use me as you will
Pull my strings just for a thrill
And I know I'll be okay
Though my skies are turning gray

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up with you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heaven
- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Such a sweet & sad song ):
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GOT A RUBIK'S CUBE (:
And I learnt how to solve the first layer.
Gonna learn step two tmr ;D
Can't wait can't wait.

Today was a good day for Alyyy.
If only you could make it this way everyday :/

Hehs, okay enough digressing.
Sayonara :)
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I LOVE THIS SHIRT (:




^Front of shirt
It reads: I don't mind losing as long as I give my best. Okay I mind it. But I don't hate it. Okay...


^Back of shirt
It reads: I HATE IT!

Hah, nice right. I liked the words so I got the shirt HEHE.
I LOVED THE COLOUR TOO ;D

I also got another shirt too ;D
But I'm too lazy to take a pic of it so I shall keep you guys in suspense. Lol.

Arsenal leading 3-1 :/
Well at least Man Utd won :)

Movie list

• Ratatouille
• Pride!
• SECRETTTT (Anyone wanna watch ): )
• HAIRSPRAY AHHHH.
• Evan Almighty :P
• BALLS OF FURY :D
• The Golden Compass! (Only coming out on 8 Dec I think -.-)

Lol, whoops was that too many movies? >.<
Okay I better go off the com soon. Morning trg tmr as usual :/

Bahh this sucks.
If I really leave, please embrace me & tell me that you'll rmb me forever.
That's all I want. I won't expect you to love me, but please, don't forget me...

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Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When shegets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me ?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time , you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "Iwant those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get tothe top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on so me of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day,after eating so me more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold thebird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cowdung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Thought you guys could do with a lil' laughter admist all the stress (:
Heh credits to rachie yeo who got it from an email and I koped it. Hurhur.
Okay that's all for now (:

I can't believe you said all those, but I LOVE YOU <3333
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Skies are dark it's time for rain
Final call you board the train
Heading for tomorrow

I wave goodbye to yesterdays
Wipe the tears you hide your face
Blinded by the sorrow

How can I be smiling like before
When baby, you don't love me anymore

Say it isn't so
Tell me you're not leaving
Say you changed your mind now
That I am only dreaming
That this is not goodbye
This is starting over
If you wanna know
I don't wanna let go
So say it isn't so

Ten to five at least we tried
We're still alive but hope just died
As they close the door behind you

Whistle blows and tons of steel
Shake the ground beneath the wheels
As I wish I never found you

How can I be smiling when you're gone
Will I be strong enough to carry on

Say it isn't so
Tell me you're not leaving
Say you changed your mind now
That I am only dreaming
That this is not goodbye
This is starting over
If you wanna know
I don't wanna let go
So say it isn't so

Miles and miles to go before I can say,
Before I can lay my love for you to sleep
Oh, darling oh
I got miles and miles to go
Before anyone will ever hear me laugh again

Say it isn't so
Tell me you're not leaving
Say you changed your mind now
That I am only dreaming
That this is not goodbye
This is starting over
If you wanna know
I don't wanna let go
So say it isn't so

Say you changed your mind now
That I am only dreaming
That this is not goodbye
This is starting over
If you wanna know
I don't wanna let go
So say it isn't so

If you wanna know
I don't wanna let go
So say it isn't so
- Gareth Gates

This song makes me sad )':
If you dedicated it to me, I'd cry.
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