Funny phrases given by Theresa...
1. I will strangle you with a cordless phone.
2. Im in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?
3. I saw Elvis- he sat between me and Bigfoot while we were on the UFO!
4. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
5. Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
6. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
7. I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!
8. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
9. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
10. Are children who act in rated R movies allowed to see them?
11. Never say oops in the operating room.
12. The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects.
13. Don't steal, the government hates competition.
14. People said i was dumb, but i proved them.
15. Don't drink and drive, you may spill the drink.
16. I thought pigs lived in farms, what are you doing here?!?
17. I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
18. Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck.
19. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
20. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
21. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
22. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
23. Illiterate? Write For Help.
24. If you die, I'll kill you!
25. I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.
H.A.H.A
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Found a really cool quiz on yanny's blog.
pick the number of the month that you were born in:
1----i shot a
2----i gave a lap dance to
3----i smacked
4----i sang to5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i humped
9----i choked on
10---i bitched out
11---i had sex with
12---i ate a
pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a condom
8-------an ipod
9-------a stuffed animal
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a paperclip
20-------my best friends boyfriend21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------my maid
29-------a dvd player
30-------a pickle
31-------my cell phone
pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
white-----because i was high
black-----because i was drunkpink--------because im a homosexual
red---------because the voices told me to
blue--------because i cant control myself
green------Because i hate myself
purple-----because Im naked
gray-------because thats how i roll
yellow-----because someone offered me1,000,000 dollars
orange----because i hate my family
other------Because that's how i roll
none------because im sexy and i do what i want
MY RESULTS:
I SANG TO MY BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK! Haha. WAS IT FUNNY? Try it!
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Hullo. Im too lazy to list out my next 30 favourite songs... But i was thinking about listing down my new year resolutions. Yes. The year of 2006. Note: some/most of them have been broken.
'06 resolutions
1. I will train hard to achieve my goals. broken
2. I will strive to win medals in comps like JAG and ASEAN. broken
3. I will win gold in intersch. almost broken
4. I will not suffer any injuries. broken (injured my back twice and neck)
5. I will break 29.85s for 50m free and 1.05min for 100m free. almost broken
6. I will not play maple story so much. broken
7. I will not blog so much. broken
8. I will do alot of assessment bks during hols. broken
9. I will not go out with my friends so often. broken
10. I will not eat alot of junk food. broken
11. I will share my ipod with my sis. broken
12. I will keep my weight below 50kg. still kept intact, whoopee!
13. I will not watch so much movies. broken
14. I will stop buying new stuff. broken
15. I will motivate myself to work hard for PSLE. broken
16. I will change my character for the better. in progress.
17. I will improve on designing. in progress
18. I will stop thinking that boys are annoying. broken since '94
19. I will appreciate chinese. broken since '03
20. I will appreciate the effort that teachers have put in for us. never managed to get started.
21. I will keep my phone in good condition. broken since yesterday
22. I will not sms so much. broken
23. I will save up to buy what i want. still kept intact. whoopee!
24. I will clear my mind from pollution. broken
25. I will not get addicted to potato chips. broken
26. I will score high for PSLE. in progress
Results:
Out of 26,
2 are almost broken.
3 are in progress.
2 are still kept intact.
Never managed to get started on 1.
18 are broken.
Hm. I think i'll just wait for '07 to come.
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Hmm. Siyan doesn't want me to blog about swimming... So what should i type about? Let's see...
A list of my favourite songs... Muahaha... You people reading this are gonna suffer!
Not according to ranking, but rather to what pops up in my head first. x)
1. Catch your wave; the click five
2. Just the girl; the click five
3. Good day; the click five
4. Angel to you (devil to me); the click five
5. Remember the name; fort minor
6. Believe me; fort minor
7. Where'd you go; fort minor
8. Red to black; fort minor
9. Dance, dance; fallout boy
10. Beep; the pussycat dolls
11. Buttons; the pussycat dolls
12. Welcome to my life; simple plan
13. Me against the world; simple plan
14. Beautiful soul; jesse mccartney
15. Come to me; jesse mccartney
16. She's no you; jesse mccartney
17. Drops of jupiter; train
18. Pokemon (the movie 2000) theme song
19. Faraway; nickelback
20. If everyone cared; nickelback
21. Let you go; ashley parker angel
22. Be without you; mary j blige
23. One love; mary j blige and u2
24. Trouble; pink
25. Just like a pill; pink
26. Stupid girls; pink
27. Who knew; pink
28. Hazard to myself; pink
29. Running after you; planetshakers
30. Open up the gates; planetshakers
Youu know im starting to think that the list will never end...
Haha. i shall be kind and spare you the toture.
NOT!
The next 30 will be on the next post. MUAHAHA. Am i mean or am i mean? LAWL!
Well, i hope ur happy yan! Now, people who need a guide to nice songs can refer to mine. That is, if you have the same taste as me. Haha. Oh ya, i got something to tell of youu guys.
Highly recommended video clips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b69Bj9H1zZY&mode=related&search=miss%20swanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWz820-p5qQ&mode=related&search=miss%20swanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Pee5Y84rQ&mode=related&search=miss%20swanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trFhz0DGRRE&search=miss%20swanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sCL_AATSv4&mode=related&search=miss%20swanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF4RyB50Xus&mode=related&search=miss%20swanMUST WATCH! Lol. Don't ask me why. Don't worry. Vulgarity-free. So it's ok to watch it in front of your parents. Yupp.
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The whole thing about Charles was just crazy... There's no way youu can make me post it though. It's just so embarrassing!! Can't believe you, stephanie glarbo!Here are some more pics. (:
COOL RIGHT?! Hahax. The black and pink slipper is mine! Hahax. This is a combination of my, serene's, amanda's, sheryl's, and yinyi's slippers. SO CUTE! Amanda actually wanted to take a pic of a paw print(cause there were many around), but none were clear enough.
THIS IS DAMN CUTEE!! I don't know where amanda got this, but... IT IS SO DARN CUTE! I can't tolerate cats... Wanna know why? I LOVE CATS! They're my fave animal... Hahax. I still don't really understand why some people (like sheryl) are so scared of cats while some people (like stephanie) like dogs better. I mean, what can dogs do that cats can't? (other than barking)
Awww. This is such a sweet photo... Hahax. Taken in front of subway. LOL. Oh ya, just making a passing comment, subway sandwiches rock! They're quite nice. Hahax. But they can't beat Carls Junior. Hahax.
Haha. Yinyi. I'm at the corner of the pic, see? Lols. I look weird at this angle. Lol. That's the last one of them all. Haha. Hope you've enjoyed them.
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Yipee! Chew finally went online! Got the pics liaox!! Yay!Hahax. This one is funny. Charles' head was covered by the umbrella cause it was super low. LOLS. 
Hey, i know i look damn weird in this photo... Hahax! ME AND CHEW!
This is a photo taken during the party by the beach... VAN,SHERYL,YINYI,ME,SER AND CHEW!
ME, YINYI AND CHEW IN THE CAR! p.s. yinyi looks so cute ryteee?
EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION! This is NIGEL VB THE LOSER! Muahaha...
Sighs... This was such a nice picture... But i was looking down! GRRR. This was taken at the place where we went kayaking... Hahas. I wish i could go again someday.
That's all for now... I'll be posting some more pics the next time!
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Hey. 've been browsing through people's blogs. And check out what i've found!
Team APSC 2006 (ASEAN CUP; SSC)
R&w team; without the juniors (Which includes me! :C)
All thanks to Bryan! Lolx. His blog really has alot of pictures... Apparently i have NO pics to put. Sighs.
I'm still waiting for CHEW to go online. Then she can send me the photos. In the meantime, i've made my blog a little nicer... I have added how much my blog is worth and the counter for how many people have visited my blog. Quite nice right? I'm so bored... And tired. My time trial blew up right in my face yesterday. Did 1.09min for 100m free. Actually it wasn't that bad... I mean, i could never do 1.09 even in blue sky... But it was totally way off my PB. My PB is 1.05 can you believe it?! Sighs. I will try not to cry during interschool...
I was also hoping to break 30s during the time trial yesterday. Mission failed. Did 30.8s. Was so disappointed. I could do that during training! I didn't need a time trial to do that time! I feel like slapping myself. Just what i needed. More discouragement for interschool. But i shall not keep my spirit down, i am looking forward to the new school term.
THE RESULTS OF MY SCHOLARSHIP AWAIT ME!
I just hope i'll get it. Then i won't need to worry bout applying DSA etc. Especially to RGS. I don't think i'm up to it. My results are dropping, but i'm trying to prove myself wrong by scoring in Prelim and PSLE.
To do that, i must first get my attitude problem fixed.
1. I will study hard (Seems impossible. :S)
2. I will not swim that often during Prellim period. (OH NO! What wil happen to JIC?)
3. I will pay attention in class. (Sure, now that Siyan doesn't sit beside me. Sighs, she was fun.)
4. Less of computer. (Yea, and here i am, posting.)
5. Remember to do homework everyday. (NAH!)
6. Do more assessment books. (Actually, it is DO assessment books because i don't do any at home.)
7. Pray every night to God so that He'll bless me with smartness. (You may think i'm mad...)
8. Try not to hate chinese tuition so much. (My tuition teacher makes me feel that 2hours is 10 hours.)
9. Set a target result for PSLE. (Yupp, a target that will never be realised.)
10. Last but not least, I will not get my hopes too high to avoid disappointment. (I will assure you this will work.)
I gotta go now. Bye!
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Hiya. I'm so bored... AMANDA CHEW! Can you go online now and send me the photos taken during camp?! Lol. Sighs. No one actually went training this morning. Only me and sher. The programme was ok, at least. I expected myself to die halfway but i actually could sprint! Yay! I may be training with blue sky during sec school interschool. Sighs. I heard that it's quite chaotic there. Which reminds me...Amanda came up with this equation.Charles+Alyssa+Amanda+Serene+Vanessa=ChaosLol. Because all of us were in one lane and we were laughing non stop. Plus, Charles' and Vanessa's waves were really big and everyone was just DROWNING. Haha. Then during 8x15m right, Charles' hair was like just up and it seemed as if he was bald at that part. Me and Sheryl were laughing like mad and i couldn't move during training yesterday. It was so crazy!Sighs. I'm really really stressed out because for 50m free i have 2 opponents:Cheryl and Catherine. I'm so scared! Haven't been swimming well for any comps this year. WHY! Grr... Luckily, i'm improving in 50m free sprints during training. I can do 30s liao! Yay! And my 100m back improved to 1.24min! I couldn't believe it at first. Here was the situation...It was like 2 groups at a time and i went 2nd group. Then i reached the wall and jiao lian told me that my time was 1.27min. I was like, whoah! So fast! Then, my friends told me that jiao lian hasn't minused 3s off my time because i went 2nd group. Then i asked jiao lian."hai mei you jian! ni de shi jian shi 1.24!"I was like, what? I mean, seriously? And i ended up gaping in astonishment at my time and everyone laughed at me. It was quite funny right?There was another incident that happened during camp that i forgot to post about.We were doing 5x100m comp fast and the older guys were tapering. Then, jiao lian said 200m warm down. Everyone knew that it was to the older guys but aloysius and junhan just went! It was so funny! Clement was like, Oi! Where are you going? I was laughing my head off...Anyway, got to go now. My sis wants to use the com. And i'm watching monster-in-law now. A HIGHLY RECOMMENDED SHOW! SUPER FUNNY! FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THEY NEED A LITTLE LAUGHTER IN THEIR LIFE!Another funny post by ALYSSA;
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HeyHeyHey!! Training camp was so F-U-N! Can't believe i'm saying this but, camp was so F-U-N! Let me tell you all about it.Day one. 08/06/2006.Oh man! The place was like so far... Changi Beach Club. The place wasn't that bad though. It was quite okay, i guess. Uncle Daniel called us to assign us our rooms. Few minutes later, i found myself banging my head against the wall. Wanna know why?"Alyssa, Yinyi, Marianne, Tzen," Uncle Dan began, "Room 28." But he had to add "Jin Jiao Lian". Gr! I was rooming with jiao lian! Like, what the hell! The room was nice and it was interconnected with room 29, with serene, vanessa, sheryl and amanda. Training wasn't that bad, well at least i could move. The food was ok. Nothing to puke about.Day two. 09/06/2006.RingRingRing!! Wahlao! The alarm clock was so loud! Sighs. Time for training again. Training programme was ok. After breakfast, me and yinyi were damn energetic about homework. We worked and worked. Then, lunch came. Afternoon nap! Then training again... Life may seem boring, but can't remember what day it was, all the girls watched spirited away and howl's moving castle. Dinner, then bedtime!Day three. 10/06/2006.Saturday!! Still feeling enthusiastic over homework. Was almost complete! Yeah baby! Haha. Party tonight! Prata by the beach, they called it. But apparently, it was actually by the pool. And we celebrated vanessa's bro's(joshua's) birthday. We had CHOCOLATE cake! Yipee! Me and serene were laughing our heads off that day. HAHAHA. Oh ya, i think it was today that during breakfast, i sat opposite sherwin and clement. Then, sherwin let clement hear some weird thing on his handphone and then clement's face went red (sorry, i meant VERY red) soon after that. Xiao! He was practically blushing like mad! ((:Day four. 11/06/2006.Oh man, woke up late today. NO MORNING TRAINING! Lol. Everyone decided to go banana boating in the afternoon. Was super fun! All because of the boys i guess.WHY I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF DURING KAYAKING. (Is that how you spell it?)1. Me and yinyi had ALOT of trouble steering the boat, but we managed in the end.2. Nigel L., Zach and Bob(Nicholas) capsized and they couldn't get back on the boat until Uncle Dan went to "save" them which was an hour later.3. Nigel VB capsized our boat while aik wen went to capsize sheryl's.4. I capsized Charles who was all alone on the boat because his boatmates were busy capsizing people.5. Charles tried to capsize me for revenge but he failed because i grabbed away his fingers and toes off our boat.6. There was this weird guy who was showing off that he didn't need a life jacket and that he could hold his breath underwater for 40 something secs.7. All of us saw LOADS of seafood being caught by that weird guy. There was this HUGE fish he caught, and it was so COOL!8. While rowing back to shore(the one we set off from), me and yinyi could not control the boat.9. When we finally got back on the right track, we saw a row of guys: Charles, Clement, Nigel VB, Sherwin heading towards us and they tried to capsize us. Yes, again!10. We all had alot of fun in the end.Day five. 12/06/2006.RINGRING! Amanda woke me up so early in the morning to ask me to write in Clement's birthday card. So troublesome! Sighs. I just wrote some rubbish and left for the pool. It was another normal day. Until...WE WENT BOWLING!WHY I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF DURING BOWLING.1. When the guys bowled, the others would shout a random girl's name when the person bowling was about to roll the ball. The funniest ones were Nigel VB shouted "yinyi!" when Clement bowled and when Nigel VB shouted "Rachel!" when Charles bowled.2. Clement slipped and fell when he bowled.3. The guys would look out for the person in charge of the bowling alley and when he wasn't noticing, they would grab the ball and run down the lane to hit the pins. But they only hit like one pin and it was pathetic.
4. Serene kept on rattling about how Nigel VB was such a loser.
5. My score SUCKED LIKE SHIT.
6. Jiao lian kept on laughing at Nigel VB and it was funny the way she laughed.
7. Clement wanted to play billards but it required him to wear long pants and he didn't have them.
8. Charles couldn't get into his room because Nigel VB lost the keys and broke the keys they got after that. (Okay, maybe that doesn't have anything to do with bowling but it was still funny!)Day six. 13/06/2006.WE WENT TAMPINES MALL!But it was quite annoying. The girls wanted to go to escape theme park but the guys wanted to play lan(is that how you spell it?). Gr. Actually junhan and aloysius didn't mind going, but when they realised they had to pay $16 they said "wahlao! Lan cheaper!"SO ANNOYING RIGHT?So in the end we went to tampines mall because the boys said there was lan there. THEY COULDN'T FIND IT IN THE END. HAHA. We went arcade and play para para. It was quite embarrassing because halfway the boys came and they WATCHED us play. Ohmygosh.Serene wanted to watch this movie called 'the nun' and she ranted about how nice she thought it would be. Lol! We decided not to watch the movie because we didn't have time. Playing at the arcade was so fun. We went to watch the Tan brothers (Charles and Clement) play ocean hunter. And the game seemed to hate Charles alot as he kept on dying before Clement. Hahax. The time was up and we had to meet at shop and save so that we could go back to the club. However, we had to wait for the boys (as usual) and they were super late.I WAS SUPER ANGRY AT THEM!I had to stand for like 20 minutes before they came. YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WENT?! TO BUY TAKO PAOCHI! Gr. I scolded Charles afterwards."Wahlao! Why were you so late?!""It's called FASHIONABLY late." He retorted. SO MEAN RIGHT!We went back and had training.Day seven. 14/06/2006.Training in the morning. Then we had breakfast and we rushed to pack. Me and yinyi were the last to leave and here i am now!POSTED BY ALYSSA;
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Apsc finally sent us the schedule for the camp!! Took them long enough. Rushing to pack. Sighs. My luggage is as wide as a pillow and is as high as two pillows. I hope that's small. If not, it'll be so embarrassing! My list extended to like... so long! I'm attempting to ask Clement how big his 'luggage' is but i just don't know how to put it to him... Aiya. Just have to ask him cause he's the only one online. Ohh! Charles is online too! Lol. I think i'll just drop the idea of asking. Oh! Clement said hi. I MANAGED TO ASK HIM! Okayye... HE HASN'T PACKED YET! WTF! It's like tmr and he hasn't packed yet. Ohmygosh... He's HOPELESS. Haha. Jkjk. Going back to my list... I'm not going to bother to put the quantity...1. Clothes2. Towels
3. Swimming Costumes4. Water bottles5. Gatorade powder
6. Endurox...7. Cap, goggles8. Netbag9. Homework10. Pencil Case11. Socks?12. Shoebag?13. Ipod, headphones14. Deck of cards (to entertain myself when i'm done with homework)TO BE CONTINUED; but i don't think i'll be posting anymore from today till next thurs
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Haven't been posting for so long! Gr. What have i been doing? Never mind bout that. Anyway, camp's in like 2 days time but they haven't sent anything (yes! anything!) at all! I mean, it's like what the hell. What are we supposed to pack? It's so... Ok. Can't really think of the right word to describe it. So excited! (though i haven't packed yet ^^) It seems fun... other than the training. But i have homework to do... That sucks! Gr. Gonna go for gym later. I'm gonna die! Haven't gone for months! And marie is asking me stupid questions... Sighs. The whole world is against me! Kidding. Er. Apparently, i'm looking for good books to read... Ran out and i can only wait till june hols are over before i can get the fifth book for warriors from alicia. I want the new prophecy!!!
And i've so called planned my own list for camp:
1. Clothes...
2. Cap, goggles, netbag
3. 2 towels
4. Swimming costumes
5. 2 water bottles
6. Endurox!!!!!
7. Gatorade powder?
8. Homework!
9. Pencil case...
That's like for now... Sighs. Still must find a way to squeeze everything into the luggage.
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Hi people! Bet you've missed me right? Lol. Just kidding. Relax! Hahax. Anyway, haven't been posting for a long time... Sighs. Too busy with school work. I guess i'll have to bring work to the Changi Beach Club camp. SEOW YIN YI YOU MUST GO!! Or else i'll be the only primary school kid there doing work. SO PATHETIC! Gr. Still have supplementary tomorrow. So useless! Only one hour... Sighs. Looking forward to camp. Hope it's as "fun" as kunming. Lol. Can't believe that i actually enjoyed the kunming training camp. (I hate the training though. It sux!) Anyway, i'm rushing through my budding writer's project... Evangeline's not replying my email. Gr. Should force her to have a hotmail account. So troublesome. Lol. All my friends won't be in school tmr, except for yan and some people. Alicia's away for maths talent quiz, claire's away for nus high camp. Sighs. I'm the only stupid one left all alone in class. Sighs. Should start typing more of my story now. SEEYAGUYS!
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