> If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer.

> If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer.

> If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy)

> If jamming a piece of styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer.

> If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer.

> If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer.

> If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer.

> If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer.

> If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer.

> When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer.

> When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer.

> When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer.

> When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer.

> If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer.

> If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer.

> If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer.

> If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer.

> If among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know who I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer.

> If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer.

> If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer.

> If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick" makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.

> If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.

> If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.

> If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer.

> If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky.

> If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.

> If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer.

> If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer.

> If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer.

> If you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer.

> If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer.

> If you shamelessly walk around the hallways at school in your bathing suit, you might be a swimmer.

> If you think bald heads are hot, you might be a female swimmer.

> If the person who sits behind you in you're math class always tells you that you reak of chlorine, you might be a swimmer.

> If land is your second home, you might be a swimmer.

> If you sometimes have trouble walking because you aren't use to it, you might be a swimmer.

> If you suck at running, you might be a swimmer.

> If your stronger than many of the guys and all the girls in your grade, you might be a female swimmer.

> If you have to try on 30 shirts just to find one that fits your shoulders, you might be a female swimmer.

> If your hair remains in a wet ponytail throughout the day, you might be a swimmer.

> If the life guard tryouts say you have to swim a 500 in less than 9 minutes and you laugh, you might be a swimmer.

> If you have a permanent suit, goggle, and cap tan, you might be a swimmer.

> If all you ever do is eat and sleep during school, you might be a swimmer.

> If all your saturday and friday nights are spent around water, you might be a swimmer.

> If The Toadies "I Come From The Water" is your theme song, you might be a swimmer.

> If the first thing you look at in a guy is abs, you might be a female (maybe even a male) swimmer.

> If you are at the school so early in the morning for practice that you beat the janitors there and the lights in the parking lot are off, you might be a swimmer.

> If a practice of only 5000 yards sounds like heaven to you, you might be a swimmer.

> If you practice 3 or more times a day during the summer, you might be a swimmer.

> If your used to taking a 2 minute shower and rushing to get dressed just to make it to class a minute after the tardy bell rings, you might be a female swimmer.

> If every time someone complains about how early they got up to get ready for school, you turn around and bite their head off and almost beat the living **** out of them, you might be a swimmer.

> If your shoes always squeak when you walk down the hall, you might be a swimmer.

> If you walk around with minimal amounts of clothing on, you might be a swimmer.

> If the only thing you can talk about is swimming, you might be a swimmer.

> If you pee on the pooldeck then walk around barefoot, you might be a male swimmer.

> If there are wet towels over every door in your house, you might be a swimmer.

>If your siblings call you beefstick, man-shoulders, Amazon, or Behemoth (emphasis on the HE), you might be a swimmer

(Taken from facebook.com)
HAHAHAH OMG HOW VERY TRUE.
Those in pink apply to me ;D

So as you can see. I AM A SWIMMER WHOO!
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